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He didn't remember he rented the moped, and he didn't remember where he rented the fucking moped from. He didn't know where the keys were. I don't know what he thought. Then, oh, then we're in the car and I'm like, Jody, you have to call, call them. He's like, uh, I don't know how to, what do I do, call? Uh, how do I call? Like, they call them, fucking call them. He's like, oh dude, this fucking sucks, can't they just go get it? And I'm like, no, they can't just go get it. So he calls the guy and the guy's like, uh, Ocean Drive Moped, whatever he says. And Joe's like, he's like, Oh, okay, dude, I left my moped there. And he's like, okay, well, you'll have to bring it back. We close at 7, right? That's it. He goes, well, I can't. And he's like, okay, well, you'll have to bring it back. And he goes, I'm getting on a flight tomorrow at 10:40 in the morning. What do I do? Like that, like it's his problem. And you could just hear the frustration in this poor man's voice that we all felt all weekend.

September 26, 20194:30Jason
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David3:45
The categories you're in is amateur, babe, big ass, big tits, brunette, celebrity, compilation, HD porn, reality, and solo female. You cover a lot of stops there. Are you proud of me?
Jason4:00
So David and I just got back from Miami. Miami, which was fun, right David? Very fun. And David left Sunday morning, but then Jeff and Jonah and I stayed one more night. So we were at Zane's house, and Jonah's like, oh, he's like, I left my moped, the moped I…
David4:29
Had he rented the moped?
Jason4:30
He didn't remember he rented the moped, and he didn't remember where he rented the fucking moped from. He didn't know where the keys were. I don't know what he thought. Then, oh, then we're in the car and I'm like, Jody, you have to call, call them. He's like, uh, I don't know how to, what do I do, call? Uh, how do I call? Like, they call them, fucking call them. He's like, oh dude, this fucking…
David5:26
That's so funny.
Jason5:28
So then anyways, I just took him back.
David5:30
You got the bike back?