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So David and I just got back from Miami. Miami, which was fun, right David? Very fun. And David left Sunday morning, but then Jeff and Jonah and I stayed one more night. So we were at Zane's house, and Jonah's like, oh, he's like, I left my moped, the moped I rented, I forgot to take. We'd all checked out of the hotel, so then I had to go back that night and track down his moped. And I thought to myself, David, if you were there, you would have fucking murdered him. You would have had 20 years of manslaughter for how frustrating this was. He didn't remember.
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Hold on, hold on. Let me analyze it. Natalie, your categories that you're in is amateur—
Every time I try to take the computer away from David, he takes it back.
The categories you're in is amateur, babe, big ass, big tits, brunette, celebrity, compilation, HD porn, reality, and solo female. You cover a lot of stops there. Are you proud of me?
So David and I just got back from Miami. Miami, which was fun, right David? Very fun. And David left Sunday morning, but then Jeff and Jonah and I stayed one more night. So we were at Zane's house, and Jonah's like, oh, he's like, I left my moped, the moped I rented, I forgot to take. We'd all checked out of the hotel, so then I had to go back that night and track down his moped. And I thought to…
Had he rented the moped?
He didn't remember he rented the moped, and he didn't remember where he rented the fucking moped from. He didn't know where the keys were. I don't know what he thought. Then, oh, then we're in the car and I'm like, Jody, you have to call, call them. He's like…
That's so funny.