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I don't care to pay him, I just, I hate seeing what he does with that money. I hate watching his Insta stories and him on vacation.

Literally, he's always—

I hate when I'm in a fucking Holiday Inn with like paintball wounds in my back, fucking miserable.

Yeah, and he's in Mykonos.

I've never been to Mykonos, but yeah.

And Jack's stories are like, like, like he'll hold the phone like way above his head, there's music blasting, and he has like a margarita in his right hand, and he'll cheers the margarita to his Instagram story, like basically as a fuck you to all of his clie…