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I still don't understand how the male lion could piss that way.

September 26, 201919:30Jason
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David19:16
And then we went to, we went to an animal place, like an animal shelter. Shelter, yeah, an animal shelter, a zoo. We went to a zoo, a zoo sanctuary, and I had a lion piss on me.
David19:27
Yeah, I saw the vlog, it was great.
David19:28
It was fucking crazy that like that happened.
Jason19:30
I still don't understand how the male lion could piss that way.
David19:34
Well, so I was told that it wasn't pee, it was sperm. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm gonna have lion babies, which is gonna be fucking insane.
Jason19:42
It was sperm?
David19:42
So it ejaculated in you? I read some comments and they said that it was, that the lion was actually cumming on my face. In the face, so, but I don't know how accurate that is, but I do find that I—