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Finding David's Dream Girl

No, no, no, I'm telling you, once I have kids, it's fucking over. Once I have kids, there's— unless like, well, I'm still gonna film because I fucking love filming, right? But like, I'm not actually gonna care about work anymore. Like, you're gonna post— like, I already tell you, like, once I have a girlfriend, right, you're gonna lose me. Like, probably. You'll probably still have the podcast because I'll have a lot to talk about because I'll never see you, right? I'll literally see you once a week and I'll be like, you won't believe what Janine and I did this week. Um, but no, but once I have a family, you know, there's no way. I'm definitely not gonna film. I'm like, I'm so excited to have kids.

September 24, 20215:13David
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Jason4:48
Oh yeah, yeah, how many dogs they got?
David4:49
They have like a couple. He said they have like 3 or 4. And each dog, like one dog is good at sitting, one dog is good at fetching, one dog is good at like barking. Oh wow. And they all look alike, right? Like that's kind of like how it works on sets. Like, t…
Jason5:10
You would never do that. No, I'm fucking— you'd never put your kids in the videos.
David5:13
No, no, no, I'm telling you, once I have kids, it's fucking over. Once I have kids, there's— unless like, well, I'm still gonna film because I fucking love filming, right? But like, I'm not actually gonna care about work anymore. Like, you're gonna post— like, I already tell you, like, once I have a girlfriend, right, you're gonna lose me. Like, probably. You'll probably still have the podcast be…
Jason5:44
You are?
David5:45
So yeah, because I'm just excited to like, to like live for somebody else, right? Like, I think that's the coolest thing is like every time I hear people talk about kids and I could— and I totally see how it's how how it works. It's like once you have a kid,…
Jason6:04
Yeah.