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Finding David's Dream Girl

There was two ladies out front last night and they were probably my age, like definitely 40s, maybe late 40s. And I fucking had a whole conversation with them. We talked for a while. We were smoking cigarettes, having a blast. When I meet somebody my age, it's a lot of fun, you know. And she's telling me she moved to New Mexico and blah blah blah, she used to live in Long Beach, blah blah blah. Well, cut to I go to breakfast with Jonah and Todd today, and I'm walking home, and I go— and I'm walking down the streets of Vienna, and I go, ladies! Ladies! Like that. And I go, my girls, my girls! Like that. They turn around and they fucking look at me. They're like, what? And I was like, guys, last night we talked last night. And they're like, what? What are you talking about? Who are you? Like, do you know this person? And the other girl's like, no, I don't know this person. And I go, Guys, we talked last night for like 20 minutes. I'm a YouTuber. I live in LA. You're from Long Beach. You moved to New Mexico. Your dad owns— your brother owns a studio. And they were like, oh my God. Oh my God. How do you know all this stuff about—

September 24, 202138:14Jason
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David38:01
Maybe people are kind of more interested in you because they're like, oh, America, like I'll give this guy a shot.
Jason38:04
Right.
David38:05
And like they don't know your reputation at all that you're a 48-year-old YouTube vlogger. So it's like you could probably, you could probably get away with actually maybe meeting somebody here.
Jason38:14
There was two ladies out front last night and they were probably my age, like definitely 40s, maybe late 40s. And I fucking had a whole conversation with them. We talked for a while. We were smoking cigarettes, having a blast. When I meet somebody my age, it's a lot of fun, you know. And she's telling me she moved to New Mexico and blah blah blah, she used to live in Long Beach, blah blah blah. W…
John39:26
Bullshit.
Jason39:26
I swear to God. Ask Todd. And they were like, oh yeah, we talked to you. And I guess they were bombed the entire time, but I didn't know that.
David39:35
Oh my God.