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Finding David's Dream Girl
Imagine if I just went in the middle of your room and just diarrhea in the middle of your room and then you looked at me and you were like, oh, don't even start. And then you looked at me, you're like, David, why'd you do that? And I go, well, there's a toilet in the room, so I thought I could maybe diarrhea here in the living room.
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You know what? It really stinks in here now.
What did you think, bro? It's not a vape pen. Oh my God, dude, that was unreal.
I don't know.
Imagine if I just went in the middle of your room and just diarrhea in the middle of your room and then you looked at me and you were like, oh, don't even start. And then you looked at me, you're like, David, why'd you do that? And I go, well, there's a toilet in the room, so I thought I could maybe diarrhea here in the living room.
Don't even start with me. You do shit all the time. You never think about me.
I think about you all the time.
You literally take, take, take. Literally when I get on a plane, I fuckin', the first thing I do is I sit in the seat and I go, goddammit, I like this seat. I know Dave is gonna come and try to take it.