Finding David's Dream Girl
And I finally got him to calm down. So I was like, let's drive back. And on our drive back, we're going through Hollywood Boulevard and we hit traffic. Like, fucking the worst traffic I've ever seen on Hollywood Boulevard. We're parked right outside the Chinese Theatre. So I'm like, this isn't the worst place to be stuck. Because the lights are beautiful, John can look around, he still has a bunch of cotton candy left, everything's okay. So I go and sit on the hood of my car like I'm in Perks of Being a Wallflower because the traffic's so bad. So I'm like, I'm just gonna sit on the hood of my car and show John that the vibes are fun. And all of a sudden a fucking police helicopter starts circling like Hollywood Boulevard, just right above us and shining the light like at our car and his car. John's looking at me like with the popcorn, he's like, yo, yo, what's going on?