Finding a New Member of the Illuminati

You know how, uh, when we were kids we'd always say like, yeah dude, come over like anytime, like, like fucking borderline like doors open for you, like literally come anytime, don't let me know. And like you used to say that all the time, but I'm curious, ar…

Like, are you fucking nuts? What do you think I'm really gonna text you, give me a heads up before you come? I don't know, what am I, 40? Why the fuck would I say that?

I have no idea.

I feel like I don't want to offend Well, I feel like some part of you, like, doesn't want me showing up at, like, any time of the day.

Oh no, I don't mind. No, I— my favorite part especially is when people are here and I'm not here. Like, when my friends are hanging out and, like, I'm not here. I love—

I'm with you. Like, like I was telling Joe and Jason on the podcast that, like, you guys, like, can come literally anytime without me. Like, whenever you want for whatever. I mean, I know you won't come, but, like, if Jason wants to do a bit or, like, Joe wan…