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FBI Showed Up To My Parents' House
What's up, weenies? It's your boy Joe back, and we're here in the festive spirit. Today we have a fun little game. We're gonna be doing Secret Santa. I sent out the email to both you guys, but you didn't bring gifts. Is that true? Why didn't you tell us? I sent the email. So boys, go ahead, each pick one. Who wants the big one? There's a big one and a little one. David took the little one and Jason took the big one.
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Big Nick is our dwarf friend who is now a rapper and scares the fuck out of me. And Trisha is her ex-prostitute friend.
Okay, go. Yes, my girlfriend and Jason. They have beef. Big Nick and Trisha. Yeah, they have beef. So then Big Nick came over and he was looking like a rapper and he goes, he goes, hey yo, Trisha, yeah, I heard your latest video, it's tight. I heard your late…
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What's up, weenies? It's your boy Joe back, and we're here in the festive spirit. Today we have a fun little game. We're gonna be doing Secret Santa. I sent out the email to both you guys, but you didn't bring gifts. Is that true? Why didn't you tell us? I sent the email. So boys, go ahead, each pick one. Who wants the big one? There's a big one and a little one. David took the little one and Jas…
And time. Oh, come on.
I got This is fucking rigged.
What'd you get?