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FBI Showed Up To My Parents' House

Bear Stearns is like a big— it's like Morgan Stanley. It's a finance place. Okay, yeah, whatever. So I'm like, oh cool, cool, cool. They're like, yeah, like you can make like literally— like my brother works there, he makes like $400,000 a year. And I was like, fucking awesome. I was like, great, let's do it. I didn't have a job, so I went the first day, suit and tie, sat down. They sat us all there. It was like a bunch of like 22-year-old kids. And they go, um, they go, okay, this is the call sheet, this is a phone book. I want you to sit and call every single person on this list. Or it was like a list. And that's what you're gonna do. And I did it for about half an hour, and I just walked out. I just couldn't do it. I was like, I can't do this. I went home to my mom and I was like, I can't do that.

December 20, 201829:27Jason
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David29:13
I don't know what sound. I don't know why those like accounting jobs seem so like horrible.
Jason29:18
I, when I got out of college, someone called me and they're like, do you want to work at Bear Stearns? And I was like, yeah, okay, great, I'll do it.
David29:26
What's Bear Stearns?
Jason29:27
Bear Stearns is like a big— it's like Morgan Stanley. It's a finance place. Okay, yeah, whatever. So I'm like, oh cool, cool, cool. They're like, yeah, like you can make like literally— like my brother works there, he makes like $400,000 a year. And I was like, fucking awesome. I was like, great, let's do it. I didn't have a job, so I went the first day, suit and tie, sat down. They sat us all th…
David30:11
And you were like, I'm gonna show you guys. And then for the next 20 years, you sat curbside waiting for the bus to take you to a new city. Where hopefully your dreams would kick in.
Jason30:22
Took a while.
David30:25
Wow, that's—