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Explosion at my Apartment
I don't have— I have nothing but a small thong on right now. Yeah, that's just because it's cold in here and it's fucking adorable. Thank you so much.
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This is what you're in for, guys. The Views podcast is just nonstop hilarity and just straight up madness. I can't believe I just dissed everyone's mom.
There's jokes, there's Dave's gonna come for you, and it's a savage, savage kind of place. Savage jokes.
And by the way, guys, I don't know if you know this, but all these podcasts are butt naked, like completely ass to the wall.
I don't have— I have nothing but a small thong on right now. Yeah, that's just because it's cold in here and it's fucking adorable. Thank you so much.
I roll intro music. All right, guys, and that was another unnecessarily long intro. I'm David and that's Jason. He's my older friend, 44 years old.
I don't know why you got to say my age every podcast. It's— I think we're— I think we've been hanging out long enough that we don't need to tell everybody.
I just want to let everybody know what's up. The other day, the other day I really wanted candy and I was— this just— I wanted candy like it was like 5 days ago. And Jason's like, okay, I'm going to get you candy, but you have to promise me that you won't tel…