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Explosion at my Apartment
What if Christmas morning you wake up and there's a bunch of coal and you got nothing? Have there ever been stories in your school where kids woke up with coal? No. No. Okay, so no one's been screwed over and been like, "Hey, this Christmas sucks"? Have you ever been mad at your Christmas present, like, and you didn't even want to tell your dad? No. No? Fair enough. I don't know. I'm trying to think where I was for Christmas last year, but I'm having a hard time. You were in Chicago. Yeah, I was— no, I wasn't. Oh yeah, I was in Chicago.
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Ah, and then on Christmas, do you get big presents or small presents? Like one big present. One big present. And then do you, uh, do you, do you get— do you make sure your dad gets you the big present, or like, how does it— how does it How does the whole thin…
I don't really know. They just get a ton of stuff. They get 8 gifts. Some nights on Hanukkah, the gifts aren't that big. Yeah, like a coloring book or something or whatever. Like, like you got a journal the other night to write music lyrics in. Yeah. And then…
Open a present? Or on Christmas morning, what?
What if Christmas morning you wake up and there's a bunch of coal and you got nothing? Have there ever been stories in your school where kids woke up with coal? No. No. Okay, so no one's been screwed over and been like, "Hey, this Christmas sucks"? Have you ever been mad at your Christmas present, like, and you didn't even want to tell your dad? No. No? Fair enough. I don't know. I'm trying to th…
You were in Chicago. I remember. Did you get anything good for Christmas?
No. What are you asking for?
I never do. Is Liza gonna get you a gift?