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Explosion at my Apartment
Yeah, that's hard sometimes, but also this. Even if I made you the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which 99.9% of the world would go, "Fuck, damn, dude, that's a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich," you wouldn't even know it, 'cause you fucking have no taste and no class.
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Cut to you getting a call from your ex-wife. Where the fuck is my mixed peanut butter jelly?
You know what, even if I make— this is the really bad thing about you, huh?
This is the really bad thing 'Cause I'm irresistible?
Yeah, that's hard sometimes, but also this. Even if I made you the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which 99.9% of the world would go, "Fuck, damn, dude, that's a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich," you wouldn't even know it, 'cause you fucking have no taste and no class.
I wouldn't put it in my mouth because I knew you probably wouldn't wash your hands before.
Huh? Yeah.
What? Yeah, 'cause you don't wash your hands. I said it on the podcast.