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Explosion at my Apartment
Cut to you getting a call from your ex-wife. Where the fuck is my mixed peanut butter jelly?
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I'll go into my fridge, I'll be an attitude monster. I'll go into my fridge and I'll pull out some fucking peanut butter and some high-quality fruit spread. Be careful, you the fucking best. Peanut butter and jelly you ever had, I'll knock you on your ass.
Okay, just, you know what, before you do that, you know what you got to do? But you know what, you know what you got to do before you do that? What? Call your ex-wife because it's her fucking fridge. Oh, and call her and ask if she can— if you can use her pea…
I'm totally able to take whatever I want from the fridge or pantry. Cut to you getting the nutrition shakes.
Cut to you getting a call from your ex-wife. Where the fuck is my mixed peanut butter jelly?
You know what, even if I make— this is the really bad thing about you, huh?
This is the really bad thing 'Cause I'm irresistible?
Yeah, that's hard sometimes, but also this. Even if I made you the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which 99.9% of the world would go, "Fuck, damn, dude, that's a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich," you wouldn't even know it, 'cause you fucking have no t…