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Explosion at my Apartment
I'll go into my fridge, I'll be an attitude monster. I'll go into my fridge and I'll pull out some fucking peanut butter and some high-quality fruit spread. Be careful, you the fucking best. Peanut butter and jelly you ever had, I'll knock you on your ass.
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Uncrustable. Don't be such a prick, dude.
Oh, Crustables, Ungrossables. Trisha tried it, she hated it, and she fucking eats her face off all day long.
She does mukbang. Just because your ex-wife is hooking up with some guy in London right now and you have to babysit in her beautiful home, it doesn't mean you can be an attitude— oh really? Well, attitude monster.
I'll go into my fridge, I'll be an attitude monster. I'll go into my fridge and I'll pull out some fucking peanut butter and some high-quality fruit spread. Be careful, you the fucking best. Peanut butter and jelly you ever had, I'll knock you on your ass.
Okay, just, you know what, before you do that, you know what you got to do? But you know what, you know what you got to do before you do that? What? Call your ex-wife because it's her fucking fridge. Oh, and call her and ask if she can— if you can use her pea…
I'm totally able to take whatever I want from the fridge or pantry. Cut to you getting the nutrition shakes.
Cut to you getting a call from your ex-wife. Where the fuck is my mixed peanut butter jelly?