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Oh, Crustables, Ungrossables. Trisha tried it, she hated it, and she fucking eats her face off all day long.
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Yeah, and then I started having sex. That's how I met Jason. No, but I showed you the ropes. But yeah, and then I bought peanut butter and jelly, and I would make it last like a week. I'd have it for lunch and dinner and even breakfast. I would— that would be…
I, I don't know. I'm sure Zane would fucking agree with me. So you really— yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Zane, uh, knows how to make a proper peanut butter and jelly sandwich, not fucking, uh, like that shit you had in your bag today, the pre-made pe…
Uncrustable. Don't be such a prick, dude.
Oh, Crustables, Ungrossables. Trisha tried it, she hated it, and she fucking eats her face off all day long.
She does mukbang. Just because your ex-wife is hooking up with some guy in London right now and you have to babysit in her beautiful home, it doesn't mean you can be an attitude— oh really? Well, attitude monster.
I'll go into my fridge, I'll be an attitude monster. I'll go into my fridge and I'll pull out some fucking peanut butter and some high-quality fruit spread. Be careful, you the fucking best. Peanut butter and jelly you ever had, I'll knock you on your ass.
Okay, just, you know what, before you do that, you know what you got to do? But you know what, you know what you got to do before you do that? What? Call your ex-wife because it's her fucking fridge. Oh, and call her and ask if she can— if you can use her pea…