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Explosion at my Apartment

You get so passionate about such stupid shit. Listen, hold on. Let me reword this. As I was saying, we were doing our show, and there was a guy especially that I kept looking at, and he was completely uninterested in the entire show. And then I brought up how I use butt wipes. Remember this? And he goes, yeah! And he starts clapping. And that was the first time he spoke up or he had any reaction or he had any smile on his face. And it was the best. And that just goes to show you how fucking amazing butt wipes are. And for just $5, you can get them from the Dollar Shave.

December 21, 201716:50David
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Jason16:19
That's dollarshaveclub.com/views. David came over with Subway and an orange juice. That's what he always gets with his Subway, an orange juice.
David16:24
Why are you being such a dick? Anyway, listen to me. This is so odd. So parents usually don't like the live podcast because they're just, it's not their cup of tea a lot.
Jason16:33
What parents told you they didn't like it? Not one. There's not one parent. You're looking at people in the audience and maybe because they're not screaming David Dobrik's name that you assume that they're having a bad time. I've talked to tons of parents at…
David16:50
You get so passionate about such stupid shit. Listen, hold on. Let me reword this. As I was saying, we were doing our show, and there was a guy especially that I kept looking at, and he was completely uninterested in the entire show. And then I brought up how I use butt wipes. Remember this? And he goes, yeah! And he starts clapping. And that was the first time he spoke up or he had any reaction…
Jason17:21
Go to Dollar Shave and, you know, you can be like that guy in the audience.
David17:26
Yeah, Dave, just uninterested and bored out of his mind. Jason gets so mad.
Jason17:30
You know why? Because you don't know shit about what you're talking about right now. Okay? You are so far out of your league. You have no experience to fucking say this. You don't. I'm telling you, I've done stand-up for fucking 15 years. Just because someone…