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Explosion at my Apartment
And Jason was like, screw it, I'll give it to David. Just don't tell Charlie. So Jason gave me the candy. I took like a handful. I had a bunch of gummy worms. And before I started eating them, I took a selfie with the gummy worms. And I didn't tell Jason up until 10 minutes ago. I went up to his daughter and I showed him— I showed her a picture of me eating the gummy worms. And she goes, Cool. I bet your ass you're gonna hear about it in the car the next day. The next time you're at the grocery store, you're gonna be like, Daddy, what the hell?
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I don't know why you got to say my age every podcast. It's— I think we're— I think we've been hanging out long enough that we don't need to tell everybody.
I just want to let everybody know what's up. The other day, the other day I really wanted candy and I was— this just— I wanted candy like it was like 5 days ago. And Jason's like, okay, I'm going to get you candy, but you have to promise me that you won't tel…
We went to the store, and we were like, "Daddy, you don't have any snacks at your house," and I'm like, "You're right, you're right." And so, I go, "Let's buy some snacks," and then they found all this candy, and I'm like, "Well, if you buy all this candy, Da…
And Jason was like, screw it, I'll give it to David. Just don't tell Charlie. So Jason gave me the candy. I took like a handful. I had a bunch of gummy worms. And before I started eating them, I took a selfie with the gummy worms. And I didn't tell Jason up until 10 minutes ago. I went up to his daughter and I showed him— I showed her a picture of me eating the gummy worms. And she goes, Cool. I…
She didn't get it.
She didn't get it.
She didn't understand that you took it. She just thought, oh, you like the same candy as me.