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Explosion at my Apartment
I don't know why you got to say my age every podcast. It's— I think we're— I think we've been hanging out long enough that we don't need to tell everybody.
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And by the way, guys, I don't know if you know this, but all these podcasts are butt naked, like completely ass to the wall.
I don't have— I have nothing but a small thong on right now. Yeah, that's just because it's cold in here and it's fucking adorable. Thank you so much.
I roll intro music. All right, guys, and that was another unnecessarily long intro. I'm David and that's Jason. He's my older friend, 44 years old.
I don't know why you got to say my age every podcast. It's— I think we're— I think we've been hanging out long enough that we don't need to tell everybody.
I just want to let everybody know what's up. The other day, the other day I really wanted candy and I was— this just— I wanted candy like it was like 5 days ago. And Jason's like, okay, I'm going to get you candy, but you have to promise me that you won't tel…
We went to the store, and we were like, "Daddy, you don't have any snacks at your house," and I'm like, "You're right, you're right." And so, I go, "Let's buy some snacks," and then they found all this candy, and I'm like, "Well, if you buy all this candy, Da…
And Jason was like, screw it, I'll give it to David. Just don't tell Charlie. So Jason gave me the candy. I took like a handful. I had a bunch of gummy worms. And before I started eating them, I took a selfie with the gummy worms. And I didn't tell Jason up u…