Driving My Sugar Momma's Ferrari

See, that's what it's like when you talk about Captain America.

Someone DM'd me the other day saying they're gonna— their New Year's resolution is to watch more Marvel movies so they can keep up with what I'm talking about. I thought that was very sweet. Wow. So thank you for saying that.

That's really cool. Hey, what's up with the motherfucker who always DMs you and says, "I fucked up the podcast," and then I get a text?

I am not fucking up the podcast.

I feel like every time I get a DM about it—

What, I go back and fix it and don't tell you?