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Doubling His Bank Account In One Day

It's— no, but it's, it's really funny because I wish Ilya was here to say the same thing, but he's just really bad at sports. For how athletic he is, there is not a sport that he can play well. It's so funny. I'm not fucking with you. So he's crying. He's like, we have to go again. Like, just for my fucking ego. Like, I can't do this. I can't do this again. So I was like, okay, fine. So we said double or nothing again. And this, this was for, for them to win $3,000 in total. So $3,000 each.. And, and, and they were like, no, nowhere. We're not fucking playing this. We don't want to take any more money from you. Like, they're really good at that. They're like, this is stupid. Like, fuck this. This is going to ruin our friendship. Like, we don't want to take money. And I was like— and Ilya was like, fuck you, fuck you. If you don't take this bet, I'm just going to give you $3,000 right now anyway. So, so whatever you want, you better take the fucking bet. Ilya was so fucking furious. He's like, we got to fucking play this. And we lost. We lost. We lost again. We lost again. And this was— this is the game where we were like, deadass, this is the last bet. And take it or leave it, like, whatever. So we lost and we're like, we got to go home. Ilya's so fucking pissed. I just think it's funny because I was like, well, that was the bet that was— that made it enough for me to talk about this on the podcast. So I'm good. So like, I have a story out of it. Ilya's fucking furious and we're walking out, we have all our stuff. And I was like, well, technically that was our last game because we deadass were leaving. And I was like, how about we go back in there? And we play for $3,000. I'll give you $3,000 if you win, and you give me $3,000 if I win. Yeah. And, and Ilya was like, that's a brilliant idea. Like, that doesn't interfere with our deadass. So we convinced the boys after like 30 minutes, they do not want to play anymore. They're like, we're not playing this anymore. We're done. So now we're playing for $3,000 apiece and we lose that game. So, and that was like the final— that was the final, final game. Like, I was like, we're going home after this. So each of the boys walked away with $6,000.

December 29, 20206:51David
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Joe6:34
He's not here to defend himself.
David6:36
No, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not making this up. He's like, I feel like a loser. I cannot win at everything. I'm so— he was like, he's crying to me. He's like, I'm so bad at sports. Like, I can't— the only sport I'm good at is running, and I can only do it in…
Joe6:49
I'm so short and you're so much better looking, David.
David6:51
It's— no, but it's, it's really funny because I wish Ilya was here to say the same thing, but he's just really bad at sports. For how athletic he is, there is not a sport that he can play well. It's so funny. I'm not fucking with you. So he's crying. He's like, we have to go again. Like, just for my fucking ego. Like, I can't do this. I can't do this again. So I was like, okay, fine. So we said d…
Jason8:49
Wow.
David8:50
From the gym that day. Yeah. Which is what— it's literally their bank account. Right after we were— we went to go get pizza and John was late to go hang out with his family and we're waiting for the pizza outside the pizza place and his family calls him like,…
Jason9:31
Being a bunch of 24-year-olds rolling around your old high school town, it's the best.