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Doubling His Bank Account In One Day
but yeah, of course I'd fucking run to Scarlett Johansson. But I'm just not capable of it. Like, I don't think I'm down to like share care any parts of my life anymore. You know what I mean? Like, I have my kids, I might work.
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And I'm like, I'd probably— okay, so Scarlett Johansson called right now and was like, I want to date you and I want you to—
hang on, hold on, that's, that's Colin Jost's woman.
So that's like— I want you— I want—
but yeah, of course I'd fucking run to Scarlett Johansson. But I'm just not capable of it. Like, I don't think I'm down to like share care any parts of my life anymore. You know what I mean? Like, I have my kids, I might work.
You know what I mean? You're looking at us like, uh, no, I have no idea. Yeah, I've been desperately looking for a girlfriend. We don't know what you mean. I have 18 dating apps downloaded right now.
I am successfully in love.
I just cannot relate.