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Doubling His Bank Account In One Day
hang on, hold on, that's, that's Colin Jost's woman.
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are you saying that because you're like— I feel like you're saying this because you're just defeated and you're accepting it and now you're like trying to be optimistic about the situation?
No, no, because, because the truth is, is like, would I rather like go out on a date or like hang out with Todd?
And I'm like, I'd probably— okay, so Scarlett Johansson called right now and was like, I want to date you and I want you to—
hang on, hold on, that's, that's Colin Jost's woman.
So that's like— I want you— I want—
but yeah, of course I'd fucking run to Scarlett Johansson. But I'm just not capable of it. Like, I don't think I'm down to like share care any parts of my life anymore. You know what I mean? Like, I have my kids, I might work.
You know what I mean? You're looking at us like, uh, no, I have no idea. Yeah, I've been desperately looking for a girlfriend. We don't know what you mean. I have 18 dating apps downloaded right now.