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Doubling His Bank Account In One Day
And I'm like, I'd probably— okay, so Scarlett Johansson called right now and was like, I want to date you and I want you to—
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It's just like I don't have to worry about anybody. I'm also— I'm not capable of a relationship. I'm just not, right? I'm not capable of like—
are you saying that because you're like— I feel like you're saying this because you're just defeated and you're accepting it and now you're like trying to be optimistic about the situation?
No, no, because, because the truth is, is like, would I rather like go out on a date or like hang out with Todd?
And I'm like, I'd probably— okay, so Scarlett Johansson called right now and was like, I want to date you and I want you to—
hang on, hold on, that's, that's Colin Jost's woman.
So that's like— I want you— I want—
but yeah, of course I'd fucking run to Scarlett Johansson. But I'm just not capable of it. Like, I don't think I'm down to like share care any parts of my life anymore. You know what I mean? Like, I have my kids, I might work.