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No, no, I didn't hang out with her. I don't know. I just— I was just like, I'm busy. I was flattered. I never think that shit's weird at all. Like, if anybody comes on to me and they're fucking 70, I think it's fucking sexy. Like, I'm just like, it could be a grandma. And I'm like, that's really kind that you've been alive for that long and you think that I'm an attractive person.

December 29, 202036:13David
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Jason36:01
And, and, and then— and how'd you defuse it?
David36:04
I went out with her that night. How'd you defuse it? We had sex. Yes.
Natalie36:11
Now, did you hang out there?
David36:13
No, no, I didn't hang out with her. I don't know. I just— I was just like, I'm busy. I was flattered. I never think that shit's weird at all. Like, if anybody comes on to me and they're fucking 70, I think it's fucking sexy. Like, I'm just like, it could be a grandma. And I'm like, that's really kind that you've been alive for that long and you think that I'm an attractive person.
Jason36:31
My mom come on to you in Hawaii.
David36:32
Did your mom come on to me in Hawaii? She came on to me in Boston and then Vegas and then yes, in Hawaii. And then, uh, um, no, no, your mom never came on to me, which is kind of a bummer.
Jason36:44
I'd love to have that to hold over your head for the rest of your life.