Doubling His Bank Account In One Day

My mom's got me jerking off a bunch.

Yeah, my dad. My dad walked in on my girlfriend once.

Wait, girlfriend doing what?

My dad normally will, like, knock on the door, like, in our bed, in my bedroom, just like, whatever, before he comes in. Door's always locked. But then one time we were in my basement and he came down unannounced at like 11 at night, which normally he's aslee…

Oh my God.

She was— no, she was topless, boobs out. And she was just like standing there, like walking back to like the stairs. And my dad walks out, he goes, oh, and he walks back up and he saw her completely naked like that.