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Doubling His Bank Account In One Day
Yeah, my dad. My dad walked in on my girlfriend once.
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Even when I'm coming home, like if I'm coming home from the podcast, I'll literally, like, text and call. I'll be like, if he's home alone, I'll be like, I'll be like, hey, I'm going to be home in 5 minutes. Like, I always let him know.
That's really nice of you, actually. Oh, thanks. Yeah, that's really sweet.
My mom's got me jerking off a bunch.
Yeah, my dad. My dad walked in on my girlfriend once.
Wait, girlfriend doing what?
My ex-girlfriend. Wait, what happened?
My dad normally will, like, knock on the door, like, in our bed, in my bedroom, just like, whatever, before he comes in. Door's always locked. But then one time we were in my basement and he came down unannounced at like 11 at night, which normally he's aslee…