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Even when I'm coming home, like if I'm coming home from the podcast, I'll literally, like, text and call. I'll be like, if he's home alone, I'll be like, I'll be like, hey, I'm going to be home in 5 minutes. Like, I always let him know.

December 29, 202026:37Jason
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David26:28
There's never been a moment where you've almost caught him, right?
Jason26:30
I always knock. I never—
David26:32
And I feel like you don't— like he doesn't live with you. So there's never a moment where you, like, get home from work early, you know what I mean?
Jason26:37
Even when I'm coming home, like if I'm coming home from the podcast, I'll literally, like, text and call. I'll be like, if he's home alone, I'll be like, I'll be like, hey, I'm going to be home in 5 minutes. Like, I always let him know.
David26:47
That's really nice of you, actually. Oh, thanks. Yeah, that's really sweet.
Jason26:50
My mom's got me jerking off a bunch.
Joe26:52
Yeah, my dad. My dad walked in on my girlfriend once.