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I left his room. I didn't bring it up. Until the next day. Why didn't you? Because it was so awkward. It was awkward. And then the next day we were all sitting around in our living room and I had nothing to vlog, so I go, I have something funny to talk about. And Jason goes, ah, fuck, I know what you're about to bring up, even though we still haven't talked about it. And I was like, I caught Jason masturbating the other day. And he goes, damn it. Yeah, it is. It's really embarrassing to catch someone masturbating.

December 6, 201918:40David
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Jason18:21
And the way he said it, I was like, I didn't cover up, he's jacking off. No, no, I didn't cover up. I was on the phone with you a second ago. Yeah, I was masturbating before you called, but once you called, I didn't go back to jacking off.
Natalie18:32
You picked up his phone call in the middle of—
Jason18:34
hey man, we gotta make the fucking videos. So anyway, someone's gotta pay the rent.
David18:40
I left his room. I didn't bring it up. Until the next day. Why didn't you? Because it was so awkward. It was awkward. And then the next day we were all sitting around in our living room and I had nothing to vlog, so I go, I have something funny to talk about. And Jason goes, ah, fuck, I know what you're about to bring up, even though we still haven't talked about it. And I was like, I caught Jaso…
Natalie19:06
Well, it's like your vulnerable moment.
David19:08
It's like the most vulnerable moment in the world, right? To be having like a time to yourself like that and you're alone. Yeah, it's tough, especially hard when you do it 4 times a day. There's a lot more risk in that.
Natalie19:20
I can't relate to that.