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No. Oh my God, it was fucking great. Jason was in his room. He didn't know I was in the living room of his own house, and I FaceTimed him. And right when I got off FaceTime, like, I wanted to go in there and like prank him and be like, I'm here. And I, and I, I just— I didn't even knock and just busted through the door. And he goes, he goes, uh, David, what are you doing here? He said it like that.

December 6, 201917:50David
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Jason17:44
that's really going to fucking—
David17:45
that really bother you? Yeah, dude, do you know I caught Jason jerking off once?
Jason17:49
Here we go.
David17:50
No. Oh my God, it was fucking great. Jason was in his room. He didn't know I was in the living room of his own house, and I FaceTimed him. And right when I got off FaceTime, like, I wanted to go in there and like prank him and be like, I'm here. And I, and I, I just— I didn't even knock and just busted through the door. And he goes, he goes, uh, David, what are you doing here? He said it like tha…
Jason18:12
He's gonna—
Natalie18:13
couldn't afford a lock.
David18:14
Oh my God, David, what are you doing What are you doing here? And immediately I'm like, oh, he's masturbating. I didn't see anything, but I'm like, I saw him cover up.