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Oh, so I went to buy Natalie's birthday gift the other day and I went in the store and I recognized the woman from behind the counter. She was in like my favorite TV show of all time and she's really, really, really funny and she's working retail and it was really depressing. Wow. And then I felt bad because I was like, I know you. She was like, oh no, no, you don't, you don't know me. And I was like, no. I'm like, oh. And then I said the show. She was like, it's me, it's me. But then it wasn't like too bad because I told her how much, how funny she was. She was like, you really made my day, thank you so much. I still felt bad because I was like, that's how hard it is to be an actor. That's like when Charlie wants to say she wants to be an actress, my daughter.

December 6, 201914:21Jason
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David14:04
I think you're the bestest girl ever, and I'm so happy to have you a part of the team.
Natalie14:09
And And what? Get on your knee now.
David14:12
I'm not in love with you. I know you'd love that, but I'm not into you and I never will be. I'm actually into Jason.
Jason14:21
Oh, so I went to buy Natalie's birthday gift the other day and I went in the store and I recognized the woman from behind the counter. She was in like my favorite TV show of all time and she's really, really, really funny and she's working retail and it was really depressing. Wow. And then I felt bad because I was like, I know you. She was like, oh no, no, you don't, you don't know me. And I was…
David14:59
I'm just like, fucking crazy to be an actor.
Jason15:01
You can have fucking— this woman, David, is 10 times funnier than you or me or fucking Natalie put together. Really? She's like golden and she's fucking—
Natalie15:11
she must be pretty funny, Natalie.