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And all the cows that they pull from for the wagyu, they're like a dynasty. So these cows are like royalty, basically. I mean, I'm explaining— You're not kidding. No, I'm explaining in David Theroux. I mean, these cows, whatever cow land they're from, like they rule shit there. Like we're eating the prince and princess of cows. And like Jack was explaining to me, but just for a second because he's very busy, but he was saying like basically these cows, that like each piece of meat comes with like a piece of paper that says what the cows have been through. They print the notes. Like how incredibly treated these cows have been. Right. You're tasting the most stress-free cow ever.
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I mean, not that it really makes that big of a difference.
Say the king crab. What was it?
Okay. The king crab that they got for last night's meal comes from the one guy that catches the best king crabs for all the restaurants around the world. But this was the biggest king crab that he's caught all season long. And that's what they served to us, l…
And all the cows that they pull from for the wagyu, they're like a dynasty. So these cows are like royalty, basically. I mean, I'm explaining— You're not kidding. No, I'm explaining in David Theroux. I mean, these cows, whatever cow land they're from, like they rule shit there. Like we're eating the prince and princess of cows. And like Jack was explaining to me, but just for a second because he'…
Like, could you tell the difference in the bite? Yeah.
Like, you could tell this cow lived to, like, its full age and was— and, you know, died a happy death with his family, with his cow family holding his hand right at the hospital, being like, see you later, cow dad. Like, these cows, like, genuinely lived a he…
gonna die honorably in David's belly. Yeah.