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DMing My Celebrity Crush

Oh, if I wanted my own comeback, I would have wiped it off your mom's chest. Oh, that's good.

February 12, 202623:42David
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Natalie23:28
I'm gonna start saying that to you. Are you trying to tell me something stupid?
David23:33
I thought these would be a bigger hit. That one's pretty good. Well, my favorite's like, okay, here, respond to me just really quickly. Okay. You're fat, Jason.
Jason23:40
No, you're fat.
David23:42
Oh, if I wanted my own comeback, I would have wiped it off your mom's chest. Oh, that's good.
Natalie23:46
Oh, shit.
Jason23:47
That's really good. That's a really good one. Damn. It's my favorite one. My dad used to do this one. You'd say, if someone goes, I'm thinking, and my dad would go, Oh, I thought I smelled wood burning. Yeah, I love that one.
David23:59
I love that one. Or even just like when someone's just like, I had an idea, and then you just go like, I don't know what you say, but you go, thank God. Or like, wait, what do you say? Like, I didn't know you were capable of those. Or just something like that…