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DMing My Celebrity Crush

Yeah, what do you mean? Well, if you live in LA I've realized this the other day too, which is kind of crazy. I never knew this. It's always been an ongoing thing. But if you're hot, if you're actually hot, really hot, and you're from Bumblefuck anywhere in the United States or anywhere in the world, you can literally achieve anything. You can marry. You can actually marry rich. It's not even like a— I feel like when we were in Vernon Hills, people would like, girls would joke about marrying rich and it'd be like this thing that was like, aha, funny, good luck. Or it'd be like, what does that even mean? But like, you can straight up, if you're a hot girl here, you can marry a billionaire tomorrow. Like, isn't that kind of crazy? Yeah. Like there is like the most serious pretty privilege that I've just like not understood until like, I guess kind of recently. Yeah. Like if you're like, I hate to spook you, Jake, cause I know you have a very hot wife who could marry super, super rich, but she chose you, which is a good thing.

February 12, 202611:02David
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David10:39
Like, I always say like Natalie Portman. Yeah, I'd never say like an actual like, like 25-year-old crush. Yeah, like I never say anybody like around my age range.
Natalie10:49
I feel like celebrity crush too is supposed to be somebody that's a little bit more like unattainable, right? Like it's like the dream. Like, no, not Naveen.
Jason10:56
Naveen goes for like people like she, she could probably get. It's really funny.
David11:02
Yeah, what do you mean? Well, if you live in LA I've realized this the other day too, which is kind of crazy. I never knew this. It's always been an ongoing thing. But if you're hot, if you're actually hot, really hot, and you're from Bumblefuck anywhere in the United States or anywhere in the world, you can literally achieve anything. You can marry. You can actually marry rich. It's not even lik…
Jason12:02
She had her chance. That's the other thing. The thing is, you can marry rich, but it's not going to work out necessarily. No, totally.
David12:09
Would you ever date someone that's like a super, super big fan? Yeah. Yeah, me too. Sure. I never understood that question. It's like, yeah, why would I not date somebody that loves the things I make?
Natalie12:19
I feel like, yeah, as long as I'm like, if I'm attracted to them and they're obsessed with me, doesn't that feel like—