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DMing My Celebrity Crush

Like, I always say like Natalie Portman. Yeah, I'd never say like an actual like, like 25-year-old crush. Yeah, like I never say anybody like around my age range.

February 12, 202610:39David
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Natalie10:27
yeah, that kind of freaks me out. So what did you say? Did you have to like— did she backtrack or were you like— No, no, I didn't say anything.
David10:34
I was like, yeah, he's really handsome. Oh yeah, man, I wasn't going to be like—
Jason10:37
who did you say your crush was?
David10:39
Like, I always say like Natalie Portman. Yeah, I'd never say like an actual like, like 25-year-old crush. Yeah, like I never say anybody like around my age range.
Natalie10:49
I feel like celebrity crush too is supposed to be somebody that's a little bit more like unattainable, right? Like it's like the dream. Like, no, not Naveen.
Jason10:56
Naveen goes for like people like she, she could probably get. It's really funny.
David11:02
Yeah, what do you mean? Well, if you live in LA I've realized this the other day too, which is kind of crazy. I never knew this. It's always been an ongoing thing. But if you're hot, if you're actually hot, really hot, and you're from Bumblefuck anywhere in t…