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DMing My Celebrity Crush

It's like someone being like, yeah, it's like, I mean, to put a different perspective, it's like, yeah, it's like I'm out with my friends and I'm like, who would you want to have sex with? And she goes, Ilya. Yeah. Any chance if Ilya ever was like, can I hook up with you? I'd fuck him in a heartbeat. Like, that's what it's like. It's like really crazy. I don't know. That's what's weird about dating. And not even because, like, I know— like, I don't even know a lot of celebs, but like, at least I have like a story with like 30, 40% of them, right? Like one little moment I can remember. Like, oh, if I date this girl, she's going to run into him within the next 2 months.

February 12, 20269:52David
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Jason9:49
Did you?
David9:49
You know what? That's kind of crazy.
Jason9:50
Yeah. No, that's really crazy.
David9:52
It's like someone being like, yeah, it's like, I mean, to put a different perspective, it's like, yeah, it's like I'm out with my friends and I'm like, who would you want to have sex with? And she goes, Ilya. Yeah. Any chance if Ilya ever was like, can I hook up with you? I'd fuck him in a heartbeat. Like, that's what it's like. It's like really crazy. I don't know. That's what's weird about dati…
Jason10:25
Right, right, right.
David10:25
She's going to— she's going to have like—
Natalie10:27
yeah, that kind of freaks me out. So what did you say? Did you have to like— did she backtrack or were you like— No, no, I didn't say anything.