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Dirty Texting in High School
The girls don't like that. I, I, I, I will also admit this, this, this is like a really big like thing to admit, but I was a kid, so I don't give a fuck. I remember when I was like 16, I didn't have my first kiss. Yeah. And like, Jesus Christ, I'd be talking to a girl and we would mutually agree on this. Neither of us had our first kiss and we were talking about sex and we were just like, we should have sex. And she was like, well, I don't want to, I don't want to get pregnant and stuff. So then we came to the conclusion that the best idea was to put it in the butt. So, so we were like, let's just—
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Like, there's so much—
you were so nervous that you— hey, listen, I don't know how to do this, so I recorded this. Like, imagine you're in the car with a girl. Yeah. And, and you're just like, I'm so fucking nervous, but I recorded this earlier. And then you play it, and it's like…
Natalie, is that cute if a guy wants to ask you out through a recording? David, it's not cute.
The girls don't like that. I, I, I, I will also admit this, this, this is like a really big like thing to admit, but I was a kid, so I don't give a fuck. I remember when I was like 16, I didn't have my first kiss. Yeah. And like, Jesus Christ, I'd be talking to a girl and we would mutually agree on this. Neither of us had our first kiss and we were talking about sex and we were just like, we shou…
you're talking so softly like you don't want anyone to hear it, but meanwhile a million people are listening to this.
I don't know, it's just Oh God.
So, so then what happened?