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Dirty Texting in High School

Exactly. Because, yeah, because it was just— you can't go to, like, your parents' house and kiss a girl. That's crazy. So, like, she wiped the snot off my mouth and then, and then she leaned in and she kissed me. And I just remember, like, licking her nose and everything. Like, it was, like, fucking disgusting. Like, we were, we were so slobbery. And I was like, and I was like, And we made out for like maybe, I don't know, 3 whole minutes. And our faces were just soaked. And like my face was starting to freeze because it was so cold out. And I was like, that's not what I imagined it like. And she's like, what did you imagine it like? I'm like, I don't know, cleaner. And she's like, not everything is like it is in the movies. And I'm like, I guess you're right. I imagined it to be this big beautiful thing. But it was literally us sucking on each other's faces. It was so bad.

February 8, 201930:06David
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Jason29:18
Oh really? Yeah, so not so long ago.
David29:20
Yeah, so, so like, and like, you really are a noob. All we, all we used to talk about was like dirty talking. Oh my God, it was, it was so bad. Like, like it was like straight up like sexting, but like I've never even had a kiss. And like even the other girl…
Jason30:05
You didn't, like, do it in the park.
David30:06
Exactly. Because, yeah, because it was just— you can't go to, like, your parents' house and kiss a girl. That's crazy. So, like, she wiped the snot off my mouth and then, and then she leaned in and she kissed me. And I just remember, like, licking her nose and everything. Like, it was, like, fucking disgusting. Like, we were, we were so slobbery. And I was like, and I was like, And we made out fo…
Jason30:56
Ambulance goes by, you know, you know, there's someone's loved one inside there.
David31:02
No, it wasn't the same girl. But my favorite part too is like when I— like when she was my first kiss, but like before, like she was like, so what have you done with a girl? Like, how many girls have you been with? And I'd be like, I had sex with like 3 girls…
Jason31:34
I'm sure about that first kiss. Yeah, well, that's my first kiss. I'm gonna have trouble telling you because I lied about my first kiss when I was a teenager for so long. Oh yeah, that I don't remember when my real kiss was. Yeah, like I could tell you the li…