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Dirty Texting in High School

Joe. Oh, I guess we should announce that too. Joe's podcast has also hit a million listeners. Joe, Joe is going to get the world record for the shittiest podcast with the most amount of listeners. There was one time I was back home and we were having a barbecue cookout and we were fucking around with mosquito repellent and we were kind of just spraying everybody down. And I went up to my friend Angelica and I sprayed it all over her. Just fucking— I was just like, I'm gonna get her, I'm gonna get her. Sprayed all over. She started having a cough attack, and the cough attack turned into an asthma attack, and she was about to pass out. We had to call the ambulance. This is a real story. And I started fucking sobbing. Like, I just started crying. And I was like— all my friends were around, and I just fucking started crying. Like, more people were consoling me than her.

February 8, 201927:11David
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Jason26:50
Oh, finally someone said it. Yeah, I don't know who would say— I haven't seen any of those.
David26:55
Yeah, I saw it and I was like, please don't do that anymore. And I fuck— I retweeted it. I liked it. And you didn't? No, I didn't. But fuck, man.
Jason27:10
Oh yeah.
David27:11
Joe. Oh, I guess we should announce that too. Joe's podcast has also hit a million listeners. Joe, Joe is going to get the world record for the shittiest podcast with the most amount of listeners. There was one time I was back home and we were having a barbecue cookout and we were fucking around with mosquito repellent and we were kind of just spraying everybody down. And I went up to my friend A…
Jason28:02
Like, sounds about right.
David28:03
Yeah, you guys don't know how much this me. No, I was fucking freaking out. And then the ambulance came, they took her in. I felt so bad. I wrote her this long text. I was like, I'm so sorry. And I wrote her this thing. I'm like, I'm like, you know, every tim…
Jason28:32
Forgive you?