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Dirty Texting in High School
He was the personal assistant of Miss Lynn. Oh my god, a woman. Oh, so maybe it was like It was like he was like attracted to her or some fucking gross sick thing. He almost looked proud when he told her, I've been eating— I've been eating your shit for 4 years, but all this time you've been drinking my cum. He then smiled and explained everything. Holy fuck. The angry employee explained that he had been putting extra cream in Mrs. Moore's coffee 5 days a week over many years. Holy shit. And she had no— like, how do you have no idea? Oh, I guess you're the assistant.
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That is, that is something that— that's funny because that's something I would do to you.
I'd know if something was up if you gave me coffee.
He was the personal assistant of Miss Lynn. Oh my god, a woman. Oh, so maybe it was like It was like he was like attracted to her or some fucking gross sick thing. He almost looked proud when he told her, I've been eating— I've been eating your shit for 4 years, but all this time you've been drinking my cum. He then smiled and explained everything. Holy fuck. The angry employee explained that he…
Yeah, but wouldn't you— not to get too gross, but wouldn't you like be able to taste that shit? Or like texture, like, like in your mouth?
He probably, he probably mixed it so well. And honestly, it maybe even made it taste— maybe they haven't had added a taste that she enjoyed. Imagine she's like at her like house and her assistant's not around and she's drinking coffee and she's just like, thi…
Oh my God, Darren, he makes the best coffee. You've got to try it.