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Dirty Texting in High School

So we decided we were just gonna buy all of his lightsabers because it was raining, it was really shitty out, and it was gonna be fun because we're all gonna have lightsabers. And we pulled up next to him and, and he saw— we drove by a couple times because I was like thinking about like how to approach him. So we drove by like 3 or 4 times, and then I pulled up and I'm like, uh, hey, um, how much for the lightsabers? And he gets like really shy. And then, and then we're like, how much? We want to buy them all. And then he starts crying. And it's not because he's like excited, but because he was scared because he thought we were fucking with him. And, and I, and I think he thought we were like police officers. And maybe, I don't know, maybe he wasn't like— I don't know.

February 8, 201913:37David
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Jason13:23
Exposed.
David13:23
Because I didn't want to pick one person. Um, but the other day, the other day I was going down like a— I was going down a bridge or like under a bridge and there's this guy selling lightsabers. Like they're like light-up lightsabers and he was selling like f…
Jason13:36
Sure.
David13:37
So we decided we were just gonna buy all of his lightsabers because it was raining, it was really shitty out, and it was gonna be fun because we're all gonna have lightsabers. And we pulled up next to him and, and he saw— we drove by a couple times because I was like thinking about like how to approach him. So we drove by like 3 or 4 times, and then I pulled up and I'm like, uh, hey, um, how much…
Jason14:22
Yeah, sure.
David14:23
Maybe he didn't have the right credentials to be there or to even sell them. Or maybe the swords were stolen. I don't know.
Jason14:30
But he—