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Dirty Texting in High School

Like stand-ups That's why when you're doing stand-up, you're like so trained to like sit in front of 400 people and not get laughs. You know what I mean? So like that stuff doesn't ruffle you. But yeah, like now if I would have to do it, I'd be like, oh shit.

February 8, 201912:38Jason
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David12:13
Yeah, it's the worst. I was, um, when I did like my Wired interview— do you know like the Wired? Yeah, yeah, they do it in front of like a white screen, right? Um, and it's like, and, um, it's like you're in a room with like 7 people. Yeah. And no one, no one…
Jason12:35
That's why stand-ups do so well.
David12:36
For like 20 minutes you're just standing. What do you mean?
Jason12:38
Like stand-ups That's why when you're doing stand-up, you're like so trained to like sit in front of 400 people and not get laughs. You know what I mean? So like that stuff doesn't ruffle you. But yeah, like now if I would have to do it, I'd be like, oh shit.
David12:49
Yeah, it's so interesting. Yeah, so interesting. But yeah, I did a lie detector test the other day again.
Jason12:55
And what'd they ask you?
David12:57
They just brought up pictures of people in our friend group. Yeah, and they would go, is this your best friend? Oh wow. Yeah, and I fucking said no to everyone.