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Diplo And Dillon Francis Got Robbed At Subway

It was called my website, dylanfrancis.com, where you could pay me to be a vegan. You could pay me to do your taxes, which I would probably fuck up, and a bunch of other stuff. But I had on my website like, I'll play your bar mitzvah for $10 grand. And we forgot to update the website when like you got bigger. Yeah. And then all of a sudden this kid from Chicago, this, this, these like parents from Chicago that like owned a casino were like, oh, this is great.

March 4, 20216:09Dillon Francis
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David6:04
wait, you used to have a website where you could pay me to do— just you?
Dillon Francis6:07
Just me.
David6:08
Oh, what was it called?
Dillon Francis6:09
It was called my website, dylanfrancis.com, where you could pay me to be a vegan. You could pay me to do your taxes, which I would probably fuck up, and a bunch of other stuff. But I had on my website like, I'll play your bar mitzvah for $10 grand. And we forgot to update the website when like you got bigger. Yeah. And then all of a sudden this kid from Chicago, this, this, these like parents fro…
Jason6:34
Great.
Diplo6:34
Let's book him.
David6:35
He's like, book me. And he'll do my taxes for an additional 2?