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Diplo And Dillon Francis Got Robbed At Subway

I stole so much shit from them. And my real racket was that like, I didn't steal money 'cause I don't wanna go to jail, but I stole, back in the day, Subway had this thing called Sub Club cards. Does anybody remember that? So whenever you eat at Subway, they give you a little stamp that says like, oh, you got a footlong. So eventually if you had, if you got 8, You get a free footlong. Yeah. So I stole the entire roll of those things one day because they just came in the back like the mail's like, no, no one hooked us up to the thing. So I just took it in my pocket and I left. And that summer I was like 18. I ate Subway like every day. I was hitchhiking across the world. I had like every Subway. I was like, wherever I go, I get free drink and free Subway and chips everywhere I went. So I had like nothing but Subway for an entire summer. I ate like free food and I was like hitchhiking and just being like a total punk.

March 4, 20213:18Jason
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David3:11
Like, I don't know.
Jason3:12
I'm not gonna say like, no. I mean, they were like, I think they probably would've hurt me, but I just, it wasn't my money.
David3:16
Did you ever steal from that Subway?
Jason3:18
I stole so much shit from them. And my real racket was that like, I didn't steal money 'cause I don't wanna go to jail, but I stole, back in the day, Subway had this thing called Sub Club cards. Does anybody remember that? So whenever you eat at Subway, they give you a little stamp that says like, oh, you got a footlong. So eventually if you had, if you got 8, You get a free footlong. Yeah. So I…
David4:00
Why were you hitchhiking? Just to hit as many Subways as you can?
Jason4:02
Yeah, just to see the whole Subway tour of the world. No, but I was like, I was like, when I was like in high school, I was just like a little graffiti punk traveling guy. I didn't have much money. I just like traveled a lot and just like hitchhiked. I went t…
David4:20
Wait, sorry. I just said, right. What did you say?