Dinner Next to Jeff Bezos
Um, so I went into court yesterday and, you know, it's like 40 minutes away. It's a fucking pain in the ass. I get there, the setup is like 30 minutes. There's like 30 people sitting there and then there's like another 15 on a Zoom. I'm like, fuck me, this is gonna take so fucking long. It's like, it's 8 in the morning. I know this is gonna take until like noon for sure, right? By the time they call my name and whatever. And I'm sitting there and this guy next to the judge stands up, walks right over to me and goes, hey, do you want to get out of here? And I was like, yeah, please get me the fuck out of here. He's like, okay, let me see. Let me see the insurance on the Lambo. And I showed him the insurance. He's like, okay, cool. Go to window 3 and you're good to go. And I just stand up around like everyone sitting down. They have no idea what's going on. I stand up and I walk out. I felt like a fucking superhero.