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Dinner Next to Jeff Bezos

Um, so I went into court yesterday and, you know, it's like 40 minutes away. It's a fucking pain in the ass. I get there, the setup is like 30 minutes. There's like 30 people sitting there and then there's like another 15 on a Zoom. I'm like, fuck me, this is gonna take so fucking long. It's like, it's 8 in the morning. I know this is gonna take until like noon for sure, right? By the time they call my name and whatever. And I'm sitting there and this guy next to the judge stands up, walks right over to me and goes, hey, do you want to get out of here? And I was like, yeah, please get me the fuck out of here. He's like, okay, let me see. Let me see the insurance on the Lambo. And I showed him the insurance. He's like, okay, cool. Go to window 3 and you're good to go. And I just stand up around like everyone sitting down. They have no idea what's going on. I stand up and I walk out. I felt like a fucking superhero.

June 26, 202530:02Ilya
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David29:35
No, no, no, no, no. They always ask me to floor it and like they give me like— I feel like they like that kind of stuff. Sure, sure. Because they're worrying about like the most insane crimes here. In Vernon Hills, you'd be locked up for 20 years if you, if y…
Ilya29:51
Anyways, the cops didn't give me a hard time. I just didn't have my insurance on me, so I had to provide proof of insurance. In order to do that, you have to go to court. It's a pain in the ass.
Natalie29:58
You didn't have it on your phone? No.
Ilya30:02
Um, so I went into court yesterday and, you know, it's like 40 minutes away. It's a fucking pain in the ass. I get there, the setup is like 30 minutes. There's like 30 people sitting there and then there's like another 15 on a Zoom. I'm like, fuck me, this is gonna take so fucking long. It's like, it's 8 in the morning. I know this is gonna take until like noon for sure, right? By the time they c…
David30:49
That's pretty privileged.
Jason30:50
No way.
Ilya30:51
Crazy privilege.