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Dinner Next to Jeff Bezos

Yeah, no, it wasn't whore time. And Naples was the best time because actually I've heard a lot of bad things about Naples, but for some reason it was one of my favorite times ever. Like, no one spoke a lick of English. And you know how fucking fun that is? Like when you're just going to a club and like, and it's so fun. Like every, every door is turning you away. I mean, I love being turned away. This is like why I started going to fraternities in colleges. Like, it's— there's something so like incredible about being like, about like especially a foreign man telling you to just stop, get away. I find that so fun and amusing. And Naples was like the perfect place for it. So like, because it's all about the hunt. It's like, are we going to get into this club? And then every club seems good, right? Like it doesn't— you're not like, you're not like in L.A. where there's like 7 things going on and you have access to every club. This is like, we'll take fucking anything. Just give us like a, like a sip of vodka, anything off the fucking streets. Yeah. So like, that's what makes it so fun. It was like such a chase. To find a good night out. It was just me and Illya. Like, no one could understand what we were saying. Getting rejected. Getting rejected. And we finally found a club and we danced our ass off. It was like we met like these, like, 3 Italian girls didn't understand us. We're using translating apps. It was so fun.

June 26, 20258:32David
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Jason8:21
We all had to go back there eventually, but David couldn't sit at dinner for 1 hour for us to finish the dinner so that then we could all go together.
David8:28
Because it was cutting into— because it was a 2-hour drive and it was going to cut into time going back.
Natalie8:31
Cutting into your whore time.
David8:32
Yeah, no, it wasn't whore time. And Naples was the best time because actually I've heard a lot of bad things about Naples, but for some reason it was one of my favorite times ever. Like, no one spoke a lick of English. And you know how fucking fun that is? Like when you're just going to a club and like, and it's so fun. Like every, every door is turning you away. I mean, I love being turned away.…
Natalie9:50
Wow.
David9:50
Yeah. So like, yeah, no, I mean, you're happy that you fucked our dinner. Yeah, I was very pissy at dinner because I was like, we got to get the fuck out. Very pissy. I will say very pissy.
Jason9:58
Beyoncé was at the dinner like 30 minutes before.