Dealing Drugs in Miami
You know, I woke up to you out here testing the podcast equipment, having a fucking conversation with you like you were hopped up on fucking 10 coffees. I wake up and I hear Jason going, "Hello, mate, I'm from Australia." This is serious. This is serious. I wake up and he's going, "Hello, mate, yeah, my wife left me for a kangaroo." Fucking coming up with a situation. He's talking to himself, he's interviewing himself, and he's being like, "So what happened?" And then the Australian guy goes, "Well, my wife left me for a kangaroo, mate." I'm testing the audio equipment. Yeah, you have so much energy, and then when you mess up once, you go, "I'm so tired. David, this is all your fault. You shouldn't have had me go on that red-eye." When I know you're not fucking tired because you've already ran around the city fucking vlogging your life away.