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Dealing Drugs in Miami

When they did take me out, I lived in like a nice like luxury apartment building, and they took all my poker chips. So these poker chips were in white boxes and they had clear evidence bags. So as they're bringing me out, they're taking me past all my valet, my security in the building. And it just looks like they were busting like a major kingpin, like cocaine dealer, and it was all fucking chips in the bags. So when I went back, when I finally got out like 3 months later, they just looked at me like, how the fuck did this guy get busted with like 50 kilos of cocaine and now he's just going back to his apartment? But my cocaine charges were— it was like a little baggie that they had that one of the people playing in the games had to keep them because they couldn't find the rest in the walls. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

September 20, 201936:15Jeff
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Jason36:06
So, and what's jail like out here?
Jeff36:08
It was not bad. It was nice. There's palm trees and stuff. It was really beautiful.
David36:12
Maybe I'll stop by.
Jeff36:15
When they did take me out, I lived in like a nice like luxury apartment building, and they took all my poker chips. So these poker chips were in white boxes and they had clear evidence bags. So as they're bringing me out, they're taking me past all my valet, my security in the building. And it just looks like they were busting like a major kingpin, like cocaine dealer, and it was all fucking chip…
David37:01
They didn't check under the mattress.
Jeff37:03
I'm allowed to talk about it. I didn't do anything.
David37:04
Okay, this next part of the podcast is called Jeff Snitches. Jeff is gonna call out— Jeff's gonna call out 10 of his friends and we're gonna get him arrested, and then we're gonna see how long Jeff will last. No, but thank you, Jeff. Thanks for coming on the…