David Wins a Kid's Choice Award

Well, I'm cutting off with your text. You said, I'm in the Uber tearing up just thinking about how lucky we are to have each other. Congrats, David. You work so hard and it's so great to see you get recognized like this. It took me my whole life to find good friends and coworkers like you guys. You are all so amazing and it means so much to me to be able to be there with you guys and see it. On to the next thing, David. And give Natalie a raise. And I said, thank you, Jason. If I wasn't in a car full of people right now, I'd probably be crying to that text. And then Jason said, one more thing. I realize I'm the biggest bitch of this entire friend group and I'm a little pussy ass hoe, but it's nice to be friends with such a great, strong, buff guy like you, David. It's your— I can't make up anything. No, but the first text was real and that was really nice.